Short title, long episode. This week Pete takes a bite out of liberal America’s favorite candy coated chocolates, outlining their history, varieties, controversy, and essence. Also hear about Marissa’s Valentine’s dinner, Pete the plumber, and the idea of warmer weather. Do food mascots get you horny? Have you eaten UK Smarties? What’s your favorite variety of M&M?

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